broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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ostracizedpoodle:

hitler was just being himself and look what happened

sassswag:

All these volume buttons, you still can’t turn up

(Source: gjvenchy)

meladoodle:

*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*

(Source: meladoodle)

firelorcl:

that is one of my pets, peeve

ya-ssui:

Don’t be scared. I’m a shapeshifter too!

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

natalee-holloway:

Mr. Curiosity